Monthly Archives: February 2009

Why I Am Fat

I’m fat because of weekends. I have a serious “grazing” instinct — if I’m in the house, I often find myself near the fridge or pantry without ever conciously ...

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I Am Tired

Everyone who reads, comments, and emails me about this blog has been remarkably cool about the fact that sometimes I use it to talk to myself about what’s going on in my life. That said, I ...

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The Jell-O Chronicles

I am surprised — so very, very surprised — that after yesterday’s post, not one single person commented what I considered to be a very obvious flaw in my assertion that I would ...

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390 Calories

Consider the humble Jell-o Sugar-Free Snack container: Deliciously lime-flavored. A delightful treat any time of the day. And only ten calories. Now, consider this: Thirty-nine of them, carefully ...

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Tour of California PostMortem

A Note from Fatty: This is one of those weird “What is this entry doing in this blog” entries, where instead of fake news or fart jokes, I actually talk about what I’m thinking. ...

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