Monthly Archives: October 2007

How to be a Quick Change Artist

An Angry and Somewhat-Incredulous Note from Fatty: Little by little, I’m getting to the bottom of the confusion I talked about yesterday. It may yet shape up to be an amusing story, or at ...

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Doctor of the Year

A warning from Fatty: I am extremely pissed off today, and don’t plan to pretend I’m not. If you’re looking for something non-bilious, you’re going to need to look ...

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Kenny Makes Me Mad

Back on August 26, I posted that my good friend Kenny, while riding alone on his mountain bike, had crashed, breaking his hip. For those of you too lazy to do the math, that’s pretty close ...

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Allure

I have owned a lot of bicycles in my time. How many? Well, enough that I intended to actually start today’s post with “I have owned XX bicycles in my time,” but every time I try ...

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Back in Fat

Here are a few facts about my life as of late: I’ve been stressed out because of Susan’s cancer and her decreased mobility I’ve been stressed out because of work I eat when ...

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Maiden Voyage

What is it about the first time you ride a bike? You notice everything, thinking constantly about how it feels, how it’s different from your old bike, how it’s the same, how it ...

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Stranger in a Strange Bike Shop

As you are no doubt aware, I am a famous and beloved figure in the cycling community. I am regarded as both insightful and witty. Knowledgeable and self-deprecating. Gruff yet tender. Well-known ...

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